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In this time of Euro crisis, Olympic budget overruns and general all-round doom and gloom, we here at the Ministry of Information feel it is important that you, the British people, have something to cheer you all up. Really, you're all a miserable bunch who ought to know better.

Skip the prose - take me to the generator!

Therefore we are proud to bring you the Keep Calm-o-matic. Just enter the pithy saying of your choice, choose a few simple options, and before you can say 'coalition government' you'll have your very own Government-approved motivational slogan.

We're always happy to receive feedback - please do if you have any suggestions for improvements. Please do visit our online shop where you can buy a selection of Keep Calm themed products to support the running costs of the site.

NEW! You can now choose from a selection of background images. If there's a particular background image you would like then please and we'll try to include it.

Support Keep Calm! Keep Calm is under threat in the UK thanks to a misguided attempt to trademark the 'keep calm' slogan. Please visit the Keep Calm Campaign for more information.

286865 parodies created using this site and counting...!

What's this all about?

If you've been hiding in a storm drain in Libya for the last few months (hello Gaddafi!) then you may not know about the 'Keep Calm' craze. Fear not - our trusty guide to all things 'Keep Calm and Carry On' will tell you all you need to know.

Create your own image

You can enter up to five lines of text. The middle line (line 3) is in a smaller font to the other lines. The default values have been chosen to match the original 'keep calm' poster as closely as possible.

Please change the font to 'Arial Unicode' if you wish to use non-English language characters.

Line 1:

Line 2:

Line 3:

Line 4:

Line 5:

Back Colour:  

Back Image: [click to choose background image (this will override any chosen background colour)]

Choose a background image...

If you choose an image the background colour you previously selected will be ignored. Choose the 'No image chosen' option to use a background colour instead.

Background Images

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Text Colour:  

Font Name: Avenir LT 65 MediumGill Sans MT BoldArial UnicodeTimes New Roman
Size (small): px
Size (large): px

Image: [click to choose header image]

Choose an image...

Monochrome images will be automatically adjusted to match the poster foreground and background colours.

• Monochrome
• Full colour

Monochrome Images

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Colour Images

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Or, upload your own image...

Image Height:

Image Width:

Click the Generate button to generate your poster. Remember, nothing illegal or grossly inappropriate.

Recent Examples

If you're feeling about as creative as an MP justifying an expense claim, then here are some recent examples of images that users of the Keep Calm-o-matic have generated. Click an image to see the full size version and purchase merchandise based on the chosen image.

Alternatively, visit the gallery to see many more recent creations. We cannot be held responsible for the content of any images, which may contain strong or inappropriate language.

NEW: You can now search by keyword to find images.

Comments and discussion

Use our new comments section below to share your Keep Calm thoughts or links. Please keep it clean and legal.

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