Member since August 3, 2014
Happy Halloween to all ghouls & goblins!
OMG! It's John's birthday today... Happy birthday!
Ever notice Ezekiel Elliot's face looks like Greg Brady's Tiki-Idol necklace?
So BEYONCE' has a new album out. My reaction......
Happy Easter everybody!
Happy birthday Darren!
Final Score: Tub 2, Houstons 0
Happy birthday, John Dodson May the Gorn NEVER catch you! Hiss-hiss!
Happy Father's Day, Pops! Love ya.
Psycho shoots at Dallas PD but no one is hit ...STILL more accurate than Tony Romo
Teri...Teri! Something's burning...
Happy Mother's Day! Love you, MOM
Dallas, Texas At least Houston hasn't KILLED a President!
Get to Dallas early... before all the street-gangs wake up from their "crack sleep."
Mavericks..... ...come out and pla-a-a-ay!
Anne Frank's mixtape is "burning up" the charts!
"Open Carry" in Texas? Been there, DOING that!
Dez Bryant NEVER caught that pass...incomplete! AMERICA!
ISIS? Just a bunch of morons in Converse high-tops and black pajamas!
What's a llama?
YES, I BROUGHT CROWN TO the AWARDS BANQUET #Ididwhat?
YES, I BROUGHT the CROWN! #FinishIt
Even I can SEE you needed to run it, moron!
Can I help you?
Brady and Belicheck "We've spied on other teams, deflated balls, got a full tank of gas and we're wearing sunglasses---hit it!"